Last week was an Easter episode, so the timing is a little off, but in the spirit of Halloween and real life, I've decided to come up with Halloween costumes for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I don't know if they even do Halloween in Beverly Hills (or if they do, how) but I have the perfect solution for each one of them. I feel like to say something about masks here would be too mean, so I'll refrain.
Kim should be: Maria Von Trapp, or anything that gives her an excuse to drag her kids along so she doesn't get too lonely.
When her kids refuse to dress up in matching curtain outfits and respond to whistle commands, Kim could find a polar bear costume (you know, a sexy polar bear). Then she can float from place to place on a rapidly vanishing chunk of ice.
Source: http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/what_the_real_housewives_of_be-38519.aspx
Nicollette Sheridan
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